Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for children!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open 'til Christmas!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful…

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…

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A Christmas Poem

Roses are reddish

Violets are bluish

If it weren’t for Christmas

We’d all be Jewish

Benny Hill


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One Christmas eve, Pete and Jane were driving their Russian friend Rudolph back to his house. The weather outside was frightful. Jane asked Pete, "Do you think that’s sleet or rain out there?"

"It’s rain, Jane" said Pete.

"I think it’s sleet, Pete," said Jane.

Rudolph chimed in, "It’s definitely rain, Jane."

"No, I really think it’s sleet, Rudolph" said Jane.

"Don’t argue with the expert, Jane," said Pete.

"What do you mean, Pete?" asked Jane.

Pete replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear."